Is it racist that Apple doesn’t have a rutabaga emoji? Here’s why we think it is

Apple has many emojis. There’s my personal favorite, the hedgehog. There’s a cheeseburger. There’s even a kite. Seriously. So, imagine my reaction when I found out that the world’s favorite root vegetable, the rutabaga, is not in the emoji dictionary.

Since rutabagas come from Sweden, Apple is racist towards Swedes. There is no other valid argument. Rutabagas need to be included as emojis. Thank you and God bless these United States of America.