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Local idiot who ‘puts in 110% effort’ doesn’t get job over inability to compute basic math
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Local idiot who ‘puts in 110% effort’ doesn’t get job over inability to compute basic math

Bigoted Bigfoot October 5, 2020

A local idiot applying for a job mistakenly told the hiring manager that he “puts in 110% effort into everything,” prompting the manager to shred his resumé on the spot. … Read More

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Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy
Opinion

Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy

Bigoted Bigfoot October 1, 2020

We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More

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Ice Age baby skyrockets in polls after performance in first presidential debate
Politics

Ice Age baby skyrockets in polls after performance in first presidential debate

Bigoted Bigfoot October 1, 2020

The baby from Ice Age is now polling at 45% in the United States presidential race, according the latest Rutabaga polls. This meteoric rise in popularity comes after his digs … Read More

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Dear the Black & White, who cares?
Opinion

Dear the Black & White, who cares?

Bigoted Bigfoot September 17, 2020

Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More

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