Guess which character from The Office we hate the most

Here’s the game: guess which character from America’s favorite mediocre sitcom we hate the most based on the following hints

It’s not Jim
He has an on-and-off, intimate relationship with Dwight Schrute
He’s played by Martin Luther King, Jr.
He never actually speaks a word in the show
He killed fourteen children yesterday
His name rhymes with Him Jalpert
His nephew is “Dopey,” the eighth dwarf who neither worked nor whistled. Death to Dopey.
He enjoys whittling human bones in his spare time
In the show, he often smiles creepily at the camera
He rents an apartment with Satan
Since being on the show, he’s worked at the local oil refinery
He doesn’t have a LinkedIn, but has a Myspace
He is attributed to the following quote: “the greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
It’s Jim

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