Top 10 ways to get out of zoom class
As Whitman takes on virtual learning, many of the school’s cool and rebellious students are struggling with how they are going to skip class. No worries, young agitators! Here are … Read More
Monsters University to adopt a test-optional policy for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle
According to numerous sources within the school’s administration, the Monsters University’s undergraduate college will not be requiring students to submit ACT or SAT scores for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle.
Whitman stairs exhausted after students climb them
The Whitman stairs recently complained about the fatigue they feel after students climb them. The exhaustion is particularly bad in the morning, they said, and made worse when students have … Read More
To the couple I always see in the hallway
Fifty-nine percent of marriages end in divorce.
What’s in, what’s out: Quarantine edition
IN (during quarantine) OUT (pre-quarantine) Tie-dye sets Solid-colored clothing Muting yourself in class Talking in class Instagram challenges Instagram challenges! (please!) Mask on Mask off Defective submit buttons Three-hour AP … Read More
Top 10 things to do once we get out of quarantine
BY Twin #2 So we all know that quarantine has been boring. I get it: we can’t go outside, see our friends, see our beloved teachers, go anywhere really — … Read More
Spray-tanned sophomore claims she “fell asleep in the sun”
BY 2Rs Twenty minutes after entering a local spray tanning salon, sophomore Julie Smith emerged with coloring similar to that of the love child between Nemo and an overripe cheeto, … Read More
Survey finds graduated seniors will miss The Black & White above all else, especially College Board coverage
BY Gen-Zer and another Gen-Zer On March 13, we weren’t sure if the school year was coming to an end. Being the responsible journalists that we are, The Black & … Read More