Rutabaga message to Vladimir Putin
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Santa’s Elves Sue For Better Working Conditions
“St.Nick”, “Kris Kringle”, “Father Christmas” are all nicknames for the man who makes it all happen. Most people see Santa as a jolly fellow who brings gifts to everyone but … Read More
ESPN Frustrated after NFL draft pick has no dead family members
Clemson Junior Trevor Lawrence has been touted as a generational talent at the Quarterback position. Highly respected NFL scout Anita Hanjaahb called him “The Greatest Quarterback prospect we’ve ever seen.” … Read More
Is it Okay to Bully People During the Pandemic?
The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such as shaking hands and sucking on water fountains now seem … Read More
Bernie Sanders Sells Used Mittens to Jeff Bezos for $45 billion
January 20, 2021 will go down as one of the most important days in American history. An event so historic, so significant, that our kids will be reading about it … Read More
Looking for a last minute Halloween costume? The Rutabaga has you covered with some horrifying ones
A face mask Perfect for 2020, a mask is a simple costume. It’s scary, too; having your personal freedom to make choices that hurt other people taken away by the … Read More
Monsters University to adopt a test-optional policy for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle
According to numerous sources within the school’s administration, the Monsters University’s undergraduate college will not be requiring students to submit ACT or SAT scores for the 2020-2021 admissions cycle.
Whitman stairs exhausted after students climb them
The Whitman stairs recently complained about the fatigue they feel after students climb them. The exhaustion is particularly bad in the morning, they said, and made worse when students have … Read More