Change leap year day to 9/11
If I had to rank my least favorite days of the year, 9/11 would definitely be first. What a terrible name for a day of the year, it kinda reminds … Read More
Save the Date: Senior Tar and Feathering in the Whitman Parking Lot
Save the date! April 8th is now public tar and feathering day in the Whitman parking lot for any senior who doesn’t get into an Ivy League school. Due to … Read More
ESPN Frustrated after NFL draft pick has no dead family members
Clemson Junior Trevor Lawrence has been touted as a generational talent at the Quarterback position. Highly respected NFL scout Anita Hanjaahb called him “The Greatest Quarterback prospect we’ve ever seen.” … Read More
SGA Solves the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
The Whitman SGA has made waves internationally after solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict last week. In typical SGA fashion, they have sparked monumental change on a global scale after proposing a … Read More
Open Letter to Mr. Nardi: please stop texting me.
Dear Pyle Principal Christopher B Nardi, I understand that running a middle school is a stressful job. I’m sure that organizing online TAG is a pain. But my sympathy is … Read More
How to find a Jew’s space laser
Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene is one of the last true American patriots. First, she exposed the Parkland “victims” for the fame-crazed trained sheep they are. Then our petite, cross-fitted Rush … Read More
Political Figures as Drake Songs
Ever wondered what Drake song your favorite political figure would be? Here are some of our favorites. Tucker Carlson- Worst Behavior Fans have speculated that Drake’s opening line in this … Read More
Is it Okay to Bully People During the Pandemic?
The covid 19 pandemic has caused many of us to change how we behave on a regular basis. Behaviors such as shaking hands and sucking on water fountains now seem … Read More
Top 5 Factors When Picking a College
Paper quality of acceptance letter. After getting accepted into a college, an acceptance letter arrives at your house. Reading the letter is unnecessary. Instead, feel the paper because the quality … Read More
Deep Dive: Girl With Oddly Specific Spotify Playlists Names Connected to L.A. Murder of Four
Thursday evening, a girl with oddly specific titles for her Spotify playlist, 18, was named the prime suspect in a 2019 murder of four that took place in Los Angeles. … Read More