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Administration to Force Tardy Students to Compete in Wipeout Course For Late Passes.

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Whitman admin to suspend vape detector program after tariffs on North Korea cause price to rise.

Are Whitman students stressed?

Thank You Beyoncé

New Casino to Replace Math Classrooms: School Gambling Legalized

How different Whitman sports teams prepare for victory.

Chand Amerasinghe wakes up late amid promises to “lock in,” blaming a faulty alarm clock

Democracy toppled: Volume 63 of the B&W has taken over

”She’s 34… it’s time to start a family!” – Education Professional Mr. Gohn addresses the elephant in the room that is Taylor Swift’s career and decaying womb

Whitman Community Reflects on “Lifechanging” Dome Experiences

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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020
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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020

Bigoted Bigfoot October 9, 2020

There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a punishment for sinners, is the squirrel. The Rutabaga decided to … Read More

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Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets
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Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets

Glizzy McGee September 21, 2020

Former World leader Adolf Hitler received some major criticism this weekend after old tweets from 1932 were resurfaced. The tweets in question have stirred up lots of controversy, including lines … Read More

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Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community
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Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community

Glizzy McGee September 13, 2020

A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results.

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Top 10 ways to get out of zoom class

Glizzy McGee September 11, 2020

As Whitman takes on virtual learning, many of the school’s cool and rebellious students are struggling with how they are going to skip class. No worries, young agitators! Here are … Read More

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Whitman stairs exhausted after students climb them

admin June 26, 2020

The Whitman stairs recently complained about the fatigue they feel after students climb them. The exhaustion is particularly bad in the morning, they said, and made worse when students have … Read More

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To the couple I always see in the hallway

admin June 26, 2020

Fifty-nine percent of marriages end in divorce.

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Spray-tanned sophomore claims she “fell asleep in the sun”
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Spray-tanned sophomore claims she “fell asleep in the sun”

admin June 18, 2020

BY 2Rs Twenty minutes after entering a local spray tanning salon, sophomore Julie Smith emerged with coloring similar to that of the love child between Nemo and an overripe cheeto, … Read More

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Survey finds graduated seniors will miss The Black & White above all else, especially College Board coverage
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Survey finds graduated seniors will miss The Black & White above all else, especially College Board coverage

admin June 17, 2020

BY Gen-Zer and another Gen-Zer On March 13, we weren’t sure if the school year was coming to an end. Being the responsible journalists that we are, The Black & … Read More

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