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Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you
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Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you

Bigoted Bigfoot October 12, 2020

In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist or have existed. Surprisingly, as we’ve found through an extensive … Read More

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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020
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‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020

Bigoted Bigfoot October 9, 2020

There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a punishment for sinners, is the squirrel. The Rutabaga decided to … Read More

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Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft
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Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft

Glizzy McGee October 5, 2020

Yet another American icon has been taken from us; William Howard Taft passed away on March 8, 1930, a month after he fell ill in February. Taft, who was best … Read More

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Local idiot who ‘puts in 110% effort’ doesn’t get job over inability to compute basic math
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Local idiot who ‘puts in 110% effort’ doesn’t get job over inability to compute basic math

Bigoted Bigfoot October 5, 2020

A local idiot applying for a job mistakenly told the hiring manager that he “puts in 110% effort into everything,” prompting the manager to shred his resumé on the spot. … Read More

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Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy
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Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy

Bigoted Bigfoot October 1, 2020

We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More

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Ice Age baby skyrockets in polls after performance in first presidential debate
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Ice Age baby skyrockets in polls after performance in first presidential debate

Bigoted Bigfoot October 1, 2020

The baby from Ice Age is now polling at 45% in the United States presidential race, according the latest Rutabaga polls. This meteoric rise in popularity comes after his digs … Read More

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Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets
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Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets

Glizzy McGee September 21, 2020

Former World leader Adolf Hitler received some major criticism this weekend after old tweets from 1932 were resurfaced. The tweets in question have stirred up lots of controversy, including lines … Read More

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Dear the Black & White, who cares?
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Dear the Black & White, who cares?

Bigoted Bigfoot September 17, 2020

Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More

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Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community
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Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community

Glizzy McGee September 13, 2020

A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results.

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Top 10 ways to get out of zoom class

Glizzy McGee September 11, 2020

As Whitman takes on virtual learning, many of the school’s cool and rebellious students are struggling with how they are going to skip class. No worries, young agitators! Here are … Read More

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