Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you
In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist or have existed. Surprisingly, as we’ve found through an extensive … Read More
‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020
There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a punishment for sinners, is the squirrel. The Rutabaga decided to … Read More
Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft
Yet another American icon has been taken from us; William Howard Taft passed away on March 8, 1930, a month after he fell ill in February. Taft, who was best … Read More
Local idiot who ‘puts in 110% effort’ doesn’t get job over inability to compute basic math
A local idiot applying for a job mistakenly told the hiring manager that he “puts in 110% effort into everything,” prompting the manager to shred his resumé on the spot. … Read More
Best ways to subtly suggest that your friend should get a lobotomy
We’ve all been there. Your friend is having some issues and you need to convince them to get a sizable chunk of their brain removed. These conversations can be awkward, … Read More
Ice Age baby skyrockets in polls after performance in first presidential debate
The baby from Ice Age is now polling at 45% in the United States presidential race, according the latest Rutabaga polls. This meteoric rise in popularity comes after his digs … Read More
Adolf Hitler faces backlash over old tweets
Former World leader Adolf Hitler received some major criticism this weekend after old tweets from 1932 were resurfaced. The tweets in question have stirred up lots of controversy, including lines … Read More
Dear the Black & White, who cares?
Dear the Black & White, I’ve been asking one question about you for months and I’m not sure what really prompted it. Obviously, you guys post stories every day and … Read More
Racism at Whitman: Survey finds white students no longer feel welcome in the community
A recent survey conducted by Turning Point Whitman® has reported some shocking results.