Breaking: actual Libertarian man exists
Springfield, IL — Gary Fleming, 37, hurls Libertarian propaganda at passersby.
Freshman accidentally loses toe during Zoom class
Last Monday, ninth grade student Little Fletcher had to be rushed to the hospital after an accident involving him and his nail clippers. The accident occured during his honors Biology … Read More
Founder of MoCo Snow has evil plans to create snow days
The Rutabaga gained access to a classified document on October 30 containing MoCoSnow creator Alex Tsironis’ plan to make fake snow in an attempt to try and keep his app … Read More
Looking for a last minute Halloween costume? The Rutabaga has you covered with some horrifying ones
A face mask Perfect for 2020, a mask is a simple costume. It’s scary, too; having your personal freedom to make choices that hurt other people taken away by the … Read More
Guess which character from The Office we hate the most
Here’s the game: guess which character from America’s favorite mediocre sitcom we hate the most based on the following hints It’s not Jim He has an on-and-off, intimate relationship with … Read More
Sources: Pres. Trump to fire Giuliani, hire Borat as personal counsel
After exposing the latest Rudy Giuliani scandal, Borat certainly made a name for himself. Clearly, he made a big splash, because President Donald Trump will replace Giuliani with Borat himself. … Read More
Do Amish people still exist? The answer may surprise you
In recent months, Amish people have seemingly disappeared, leading many to speculate as to whether or not they actually exist or have existed. Surprisingly, as we’ve found through an extensive … Read More
‘Absolutely horrifying’: The ten most hated squirrels of January-September 2020
There are some animals that just weren’t meant to exist. One of these animals, sent directly from Hell as a punishment for sinners, is the squirrel. The Rutabaga decided to … Read More
Gone but not forgotten: Whitman students mourn the death of William Howard Taft
Yet another American icon has been taken from us; William Howard Taft passed away on March 8, 1930, a month after he fell ill in February. Taft, who was best … Read More